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sunray
02-14-2003, 06:56 PM
I found this on the net ... quite interesting!!

Only in Britain ... (or maybe not?!)

:stars ... can a pizza get to your house quicker than an ambulance

:stars ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

:stars ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

:stars ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

:stars ... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

:stars ... do we buy hot dogs in packs of ten and buns in packs of eight.

:stars ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

The things we Brits get up to ...

:stars ... three Brits die each year testing if a nine volt battery works on their tongue.

:stars ... a hundred & fortytwo Brits were injured in nineteen ninetynine by not removing all pins from new shirts.

:stars ... fiftyeight Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

:stars ... thirtyone Brits have died since nineteen ninetysix by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

:stars ... nineteen Brits have died in the last three years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

:stars ... British Hospitals reported four broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

:stars ... a hundred & one people since nineteen ninetynine have had to have broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

:stars ... eighteen Brits had serious burns in year two thousand trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

:stars ... A massive five hundred & fortythree Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

:stars ... five Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

Kaspa
02-15-2003, 08:19 AM
:muhaha :muhaha :muhaha

:hugon Sunray :hugoff

You've just made my day!



:love

Kaspa

(:uk)

:bandwagon

Kensington
02-15-2003, 11:25 AM
Cracker pulling accidents!! :spinny :spinny

Isabel_Knight
02-16-2003, 03:45 PM
:muhaha

Bill Bryson actually wrote something very similar on Americans :usa. He quoted some official statistical source of other giving numbers of Americans who had been seriously injured by ceilings, paper money, underpants, etc.

Isabel :pinkfishy

Anonymous_Member006
02-17-2003, 07:52 AM
:muhaha :muhaha :muhaha :muhaha
where on earth did u find that
is_k, i love BB too!

SparkleGirl
02-17-2003, 02:45 PM
That is sooo hillarious! A lot of those things happen here in the US too.... But what is cracker pulling??? :grin

sunray
02-18-2003, 10:35 AM
:hugon sparkle :hugoff

cracker pulling = pulling christmas crackers! :cute

SparkleGirl
02-18-2003, 05:30 PM
:hugon sunray :hugoff

Thanks for the explanation! I can only imagine how people would hurt themselves doing that!

v-ball
02-18-2003, 09:21 PM
Did any of y'all know that the number one non-auto related accident durring the holidays is due to drying glasses? Apparently what happens is that someone decides to help dry the dishes, and sticks their hand and towel inside the glass while the glass is still hot from being washed. The result is that the hot air is compressed too tightly, causing the glass to break.

outspoken_poet
02-19-2003, 04:29 AM
:muhaha
:muhaha
i've seen the first part of this emailed to me as "only in america", but the second part is even better. d'oh!

:love
christy