View Full Version : Put Your Hands On My Ass
11-03-2001, 11:37 PM
I am inspired by Lingdiva's post about her butt. She made the comment about her ass having a rhythm when she walks.
Ok, know what? There have been lots of posts over the almost two years I've been here about women hating their asses, breasts, & hips.
Know what again? We're women. We are SUPPOSED to have asses, breasts & hips. Curves are part of womanhood.
Fight it all you want, female fishies, but biology rules. When we walk down the street, our hips should sway. Our asses should move. Our curves should be accentuated. No, we don't deserve idiot catcalls & wolf whistles. And we've all been on the receiving end of negative male attention.
But forget that for a moment. Picture yourself strolling down the sidewalk on a fall afternoon. Your body sways naturally.
You ARE rhythm.
We just deserve to be.
What nature intended.
What step can you take today to say "Hurray for my curves? I am nature incarnate"?
Put your hands on your ass, your hips, your breasts. Ignore any initial reaction that you are "too much". Celebrate something about it.
You simply are.
"Put your hands on your ass, your hips, your breasts."
I feel like I am doing the Macarena!!! :winky
11-04-2001, 12:00 AM
I like my ass its looks good
when I dance...i check out my ass and everyone knows it and I'm not ashamed!! LOL
So I was getting my tattoo re-done yesterday and its on my hip..and I had to pull down my pants and the tattoo artist was like yeah just slide my way a bit..and I made a comment about my ass being out in the open and he looks at me and says "....I have an ass to you know"
it broke the ice...I'm like in love with this guy and he is So so so strange LOL
Anyways thought I'd add my comment about my ass!
11-04-2001, 02:22 AM
:hugon kensington :hugoff
well, i don't really have an ass, let alone one with rhythm...:sarcasm
if i had one i swear i would sway it all the time !!!
BUT i do have breasts and sometimes i whine about how big
they are and how they make me feel large...:ugh
they are actually nice breasts. not too large really...
men have always loved them :sly - i remember times when i was actually proud of them.
inspired by this post i will try to be kind to myself and my breasts...
11-04-2001, 06:18 AM
ass = rhythm = :notes = life
:robot (_I_) :robot
:bounce (.) (.) :bounce
:jiggle :hips :jiggle
celebrate ur bootie girlies
11-04-2001, 06:37 AM
When I read the title of your thread I was like, 'WHAT! I'm not sure I wanna do that!':winky but having read the content, I see it's a typically challenging, (_I_):kicking post from you!:supergrin
YES, women are not meant to be sticks. I mean, it's so bloody obvious that the thin woman ideal is unnatural - & frankly unnattractive as well.
As for me, well, I must admit that I've never been very well endowed in the butt department. Even since I've restored weight, it's painful to sit on a hard surface for any length of time - so I'll pass over that one. I have a pathetic butt that can't even do it's job properly!:mad But I have a lovely, natural hourglass figure when I am eating properly & maintaining. When in a healthy frame of mind, I do like my ( . )( . )s!:sly They are just right - not too big, not too small, but still ample...:supergrin And yes, I get the impression that men quite like them too when They're at their proper size.
11-04-2001, 07:23 AM
:hugon Kensy :hugoff
I :love my arse :cheesy
11-04-2001, 02:23 PM
I'll put my hands on your ass. :sly I mean, err... ah... my ass. Yeeeeeeeeeeah. :sarcasm
This reminds me of something BigSister said once when I was complaining about my thighs: "They're supposed to touch. They're side by side."
You know what, Kensy-Lou-Who? I am gonna take your advice today. I am going to let my ass WIGGLE!
"Oh, come on, ladies! God wouldn't have given you maracas if He didn't want you to shake 'em!"
:cheesy :winky :sarcasm :muhaha
11-04-2001, 04:06 PM
11-04-2001, 08:30 PM
I love the fact that I have curves now. :robot
"They're supposed to touch. They're side by side." Thanks for the reminder, Jess. I have trouble remembering that!
11-04-2001, 08:51 PM
:grin What an uplifting thread. :grin
Woohoo for curves.
All part of being ME!
11-04-2001, 09:16 PM
:hugon kensington :hugoff
I :love being a woman!!!
I love being able to have kids,
:flower liking flowers and using make up
I :love my :bounce :bounce (tits!) that make me femenine... they simbolize motherhood, they are my future babies refrigerator :muhaha and guess what?
I :love my ass too!!! hey without an ass wouldn't we look weird :bro
Our curves make us beautiful, make us become the inspiration of so many poets and the lyrics of so many songs :notes
we are women and damn PROUD to be a woman, a girlie fishy :supergrin
Thanks for this post!!!
11-04-2001, 09:58 PM
:mad:ummm, that looks more like an animal:ugh
Okay, where is our body artist?:winky
Gill????? Where are you honey?:kiss
11-04-2001, 10:32 PM
I :love the way that my hips swerve as I walk. I love that my body has curves. Only in my recovery have I come to appreciate such.
11-04-2001, 11:03 PM
After all these years... I am a simple woman? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! No wonder they would let me play proper Little League baseball...
Well, my ass has a wiggle when I walk. But there's this little tadpole at the fron that also wiggles...
Curves are great in women.
So all you women.. be women. Don't be 'straight up, straight down'. That isn't sexy. Being human strands of spaghetti is not good.
11-05-2001, 11:55 PM
:supergrin :funky :cool :hugon Kensy :hugoff :cool :funky :supergrin
oooo, can I really put my hands on your ass??? :cheesy (_I_) how bout on your ass animals then? :cute
awesome post! I feel like releasing something....
remember :letmypeoplego? :sarcasm
:love ya chicky!
11-07-2001, 02:21 PM
As the official :bounce post queen, it is my job to decide if a post on this part of the :bowl should get my :wand magical :bounce or not. Well, I have decided that this post needs more :world attention. So, as the offical :bounce post queen:
:wand Consider this post offically :bounceed:wand
11-07-2001, 03:30 PM
Cool..this got me so excited. :muhaha
I am goign to try that too even if it mean showing off. Dont forget our breast.
11-09-2001, 07:32 PM
*christy proceeds to do a little bootyshaking dance all around her room*
01-27-2003, 04:35 AM
Celebrate your bums, boobs & hips!
01-27-2003, 05:12 AM
Hmmmm, yes, well if men like our curvy bits (& they do - I hear about how delightful my curves are all the flippin time!) then why can't we???:sarcasm They make us sexy & they give us the ability to be mothers. And yet we tell ourselves that we'd rather look like broomsticks.:ugh:ugh:ugh
Thanks for :bounceing this up again.
01-27-2003, 09:22 AM
I love this. I had to read it because the title was so intriguing. :grin
Okay. I'm PMSing. I admit it. My body hurts. For a good part of me, I feel like erm... sh*t. My breasts hurt, but bygod, they're spiffy. I rather like them. For some odd reason, they've grown.:sly Woohoo for recovery, I was sick for so long during the teens and early twenties that I did not know how nature had designed them. I think nature did a pretty good job.
As for the ass part... last night I was laying a particular way. I made a comment about my ass looking big to me when I looked back at it. My boyfriend said, "No, Laura. Your ass is beautiful just as it is." I smiled and didn't complain any more. Usually I don't complain about my ass, but it was around midnight and I was dead tired.
Thanks for the reminder to appreciate our bodies.
01-27-2003, 09:39 AM
hmmm, i'm not so sure about my (_I_) :ummm it's kinda flat. But my hips? :muhaha I am a who-ole lotta woman! :cheesy I love my curvey hips.
You know though, if my ass wasn't flat, i'd only decide it stuck out too much! :sarcasm Just for today, i'm going to love my ass.
:love (_I_) :love
Hey, here's a note for the guys, there are two things i'm fining really sexy at the moment. That guy out of The Full Monty - is his name Mark Addy? The guy who thinks he's too big ( :sly ) to be a stripper? Yummy. And an ad we get in the UK for a brand of pie, a kind of parody with these big guys replacing rolls usually taken by really muscular men. If you've not seen it i won't explain. I don't want to start getting all unnecessary!!!!
Anyhoo, just wanted to get a little politically correct and point out that it's not just a girl thing!
Oh dear, now i'm sat in work just thinking about Mark Addy's gorgeous bod. This wasn't the point of the post!!
:love and :gimmehug and :kiss my (_I_) because it's gorgeous,
01-27-2003, 10:33 AM
:love WOOOHOOO KENSY!!!!!!!!:love
You couldn't have :bounce this post at a better time for me. I was being sooo negative about myself :sad today until I read this post. It :challenge me to look at what I actually like about myself. I love my ass!!!!!! :surprise
My whole mood has changed even if only for a little bit today. Thanks :yay
01-27-2003, 12:09 PM
:love Kensy :muhaha
This is a :cool thread...
being pregnant, has brought a whole new... uhh... direction :sarcasm to my butt and boobs, not to mention my hips :sly
I definately have a rythm when I walk (stand, sneeze, laugh, cough :muhaha)
Let's all jiggle our bits girls (and boys) :supergrin
01-27-2003, 12:29 PM
holy cow!!! :cute
:funky :hugon Kensy :hugoff :funky
I hadn't remembered this post and was like 'she wants me to do WHAT???' :winky
great post, thanks for bumpin it...
off to put my hands on my ass. haha
01-27-2003, 01:12 PM
:hugon kensy :hugoff
lol :muhaha i like this post. we did the same sorta thing when a bunch of us were in day treatment. we loved our new bodies...loved our new breasts, butts, hips ect!!!!!! and boy did we even flaunt them :muhaha lol :supergrin
ty for this post kensy!!!!!
01-27-2003, 03:24 PM
Good post Kensignton :bounce
I'm gonna make an effort to be more fond of my curves!! instead of trying to hide'em all the time, i mean im nineteen now, im a WOMAN, not a girl anymore and im gonna be proud of it:grin
01-27-2003, 07:26 PM
*wild grab for all the beautiful asses of the :bowl*
hehe i don't have much of a butt myself...i got the hips but then just back and crack :muhaha as for the boobs...still rockin the 'a' cup hehehe
but i'm still curvy dammit! and my tummy padding is keeping me warm in the chilly winter :winky
we are women dammit
and we are beautiful!
anyone that doesn't agree can kiss my flat ass!
heh...getting a little carried away there. :supergrin
AWESOME post kens.
01-27-2003, 11:36 PM
gotta love this post!!!:cute:winky:supergrin
well Im latin, so what does it mean? I have big hips and ass!
yep, if you see jennifer lopez, selma hayek, shakira and all those latin actresses and singers youll see they are curvy, do man like them? YES they lov'em, and love US, why shouldnt we do the same dammit?
yes we are women and we are BEAUTIFUL.
03-18-2003, 04:26 PM
:bounce :bounce :bounce
03-18-2003, 10:26 PM
Hi Gals!! I remember this post! I :love it! I'll just share a little story..today I was shopping with a friend and she was complaining about how she wants to be really skinny and pointed out this girl who was really tiny..
and I just looked at her and said..So do you want to have the body of a female..or one like a ten year old boys, with absolutly no shape? She just looked and me and said good call..
lol I think that without shape we would all look really freakin weird..I like my hips and boobs and my ass.. Im a girl..Im supposed to have curves!
03-18-2003, 10:30 PM
:wand :wand :wand :wand :wand :wand :wand :cousinit :cousinit :cousinit :cousinit :cousinit :cute :cute :cute :cute :cute :sarcasm :sarcasm :sarcasm
Thanks for the cute title and the honest truth.. about what woman are to have Kens :winky
Celebrate the mature woman.. Gosh that was foreign to write but damn it felt good :sly
03-19-2003, 02:22 AM
Hmmm... I'm the opposite of a lot of :fishys... you guys say no matter what weight you're at, you don't really have a butt...
I have ALWAYS had a butt, no matter what I weigh... even at my absolute thinnest I had an ass for some reason... maybe all those years of sprinting, playing soccer, etc...
I used to hate it. Especially when I was around fifteen-sixteen (just before the ED started), and my dad would tell me I had a ghetto booty or a big butt, and then comment on how my mother had such a nice figure (tiny breasts, no butt). Thanks dad.:ugh I remember him saying "I didn't say you were FAT, just that you have a big butt." How sweet.
So yeah, even when I was super sick I had noticeable remnants of a track star booty... and only recently I decided that I like it! I do like curves. No matter what weight I am, I think I'll always have a pretty nice ass (as in, good size, not too big or small)... and that's a nice thing to know. Well, for me... I'm sure you guys don't particularly care if I have a nice ass:muhaha... well I DO, so there.
As for breasts... I'm slowly beginning to accept them... it was kinda nice being able to workout without wearing a sports bra... but it's also nice to have boobs.
03-19-2003, 01:55 PM
:muhaha Oh, Kensy. I thought to myself, well, Kensy, glad you love your ass, but I'm not sure IIII want to my hands on. Then, I thought, what the hell, thelebrate thy ovarieth--celebrate womanhood. Gently touches Kensy's ass.
Just this morning I griped that I would not likely get the part in a play I wanted because I'm up against a seventeen year old girl -- five nine, lanky, boobs, blonde, you get the idea. This guy says, "What the hell! You sell yourself SHORT! You have a GREAT body! Just the right amount of T & A (okay, a bit crass, but, oh well, I know him), not too thin, shapely. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! YOU are what GOD intended woman to be!" *sniff* Kensy, he MEANT it, and as other men walked out, they agreed (blush). THEY meant it. So, whatever the hell it is that some of us think is "ideal," most of the men . . . DO NOT! The comments these men, mostly professionals, made, were genuine. They had no vested interest in my body image. They were just genuinely shocked. I was actually told that I was considered one of the most attractive women in town until I got sickly for a while and they were glad to see I came out of it *SHOCK!*
So, yes, I'll touch my ass, my breasts, and stand tall and proud today (all five seven to five eight of me and thirty four DD dammit! can't tell you my size, but it's okay today too-I do have a thirty two inseam LOL :muhaha long azz legs).
Keeping it real and celebrating womanhood.
03-19-2003, 06:11 PM
:love :hugon kensy :hugoff :love
:hairy :hairy :hairy
:ear :eye :eye :ear
(_ :love _)
who likes my smilie porn?? :sarcasm
my thighs touch and i have boy-hips, and my tummy is "curvy", but my ass is lovely and round, and my boobs aren't too bad at all... :winky
ok, i'll admit it, my body is a lot sexier now than when i was really really sick. i've finally hit puberty :muhaha !!!
love you body, wiggle and jiggle your booty! :love :sly :robot
03-20-2003, 09:11 AM
Thank you for the much needed reminder that we are beautiful creatures and that beauty should be celebrated, not criticized.
I remember when I first got well and started to gain weight, I went to see friends in Altanta that I had not seen in six months. They all smiles and hugged me and said how 'voluptuous' I looked.
At first I was upset.
Now it is kind of nice.
03-20-2003, 12:30 PM
I got a booty and I am not sure I am ready to grab it and hug it but I sure am laughing at this awesome post. Go Kensy
I gotta myself a small but comfy booty! :muhaha And you know the sicker I was the worst it was b/c my tailbone would stick out and :ohboy I actualy got a cyst on my buttbone b/c my ass was too bony and had to get it removed. So now I am glad I got some cushion to sit and dance!!!
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